"Restaurant order" joke

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "I am."
The man replies "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

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cooper:weird
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cooper:stupid
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anouynomous:this joke is so offensive to blondes I am a blonde and these types of jokes hurt
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jalon:Yo hairline look like Casper the friendly ghost
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bruuh:your hairline so far back even Dora couldn't explore it
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jay jay:ha dumb blondes
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nicki g:i get it perfectly
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STEVE:arm the schools and institutions with APPROPRIATE PROTECTION JUST LIKE YOU DO WITH COMPUTERS
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xavier:yall lame as fuuuuuuuuck
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xavier:yo hairline is talking to me
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