Bungee Jokes

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    Bungee Jumping Mamma

    Hot 1 year ago

    Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

    Bungee Jumping

    Hot 5 years ago

    2 guys decide to go down to Mexico and start a bungee jumping business. So they go down to Mexico and start setting up the equipment on a bridge while a curious crowd gathers at the bottom of the bridge and watches. Once the equipment is set up one of the friends decides to test out the stuff. So he sets off and as he bounces back up the first time he comes up with a bloody lip. The second time he bounced back up he had a black eye and a gash on his face to go along with the bloody lip. The other friend tried to catch him but missed. The third time he came back up his face was swollen on the right side and he had blood all over his face. The friend finally caught the other man and tried to tend to the wounds. He asks the friend if the cord was too long.
    The friend replies, "No...Cord....fine...."
    The first friend cries out, "Well what the hell happened down there??"
    The second friends slowly replies, "What...the....hell... is a...pinata?"

    Your Momma is so fat...
    She went bungee jumping and went straight to Hell.

    Zeke and Zeb decided to build a Bungee Jumping tower in Mexico to see if it would make them some money. After they got it set up, they noticed that the crowds gathered around but nobody was buying tickets. Zeke said to Zeb, "Maybe you should demonstrate it to them so they get the idea." After Zeb was strapped on he jumped and fell almost to the ground before springing back. As he came back up Zeke noticed that Zeb's clothes were torn and wondered what that was all about. Zeb went down again and this time when he came back up Zeke noticed that he was bleeding. Zeke thought, "Wow, what's going on here." Zeb went down a third time and this time when he came back up Zeke noticed that he had blood, contusions and cuts all over his body. Zeke pulled Zeb in and said, "Zeb, what happened?" Zeb groaned, "I don't know, but what's a pinata?

    Al and Joe are bungee-jumping one day. "You kjnow, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." Joe thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, Insurance, etc. They travel to mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are construting the tower, a crwod begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give demonstration. So Al jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up Joe notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Joe isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back up again.
    This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again Joe misses him. Al falls again and bounces back up.
    This time he comes back up pretty messed up he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, more...

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