"Bungee Jumping Mamma" joke

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said.' I'd like to buy a bra for my wife'

'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man' more...

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."

A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."
"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off."

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

1. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

2. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

4. I love deadlines. I more...

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Random:So true
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Robert Ku:...tomorrow Donald Trump will make it illegal!
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Naruto:Your hair line is so far back that gods eyes couldn't end see it
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Shadow:im 9 inches long, i go in your mouth, when i move up and down, white stuff comes out, and when i pull out, all over your face, its not what you think its a toothbrush and paste
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jj:your hair line goes soooooo far back that when their was a tsunami everybody went behind u
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jj:your hair line goes soooooo far back that when their was a tsunami everybody went behind u
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Shae:Hi Lol I'm bore
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Z:To deal with this, you should just say banana knock knock, interesting name.
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Lmao:Your hairline go back like a free throw line.!
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Brooke:just like nanney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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