"Bungee Jumping Mamma" joke

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

Q. Two feminists jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
so I said "Implants?"

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Robert Ku:...tomorrow Donald Trump will make it illegal!
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Naruto:Your hair line is so far back that gods eyes couldn't end see it
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Shadow:im 9 inches long, i go in your mouth, when i move up and down, white stuff comes out, and when i pull out, all over your face, its not what you think its a toothbrush and paste
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jj:your hair line goes soooooo far back that when their was a tsunami everybody went behind u
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jj:your hair line goes soooooo far back that when their was a tsunami everybody went behind u
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Shae:Hi Lol I'm bore
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Z:To deal with this, you should just say banana knock knock, interesting name.
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Lmao:Your hairline go back like a free throw line.!
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Brooke:just like nanney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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Brooke:just like nanney
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