"Bungee Jumping Mamma" joke

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Robert Ku:...tomorrow Donald Trump will make it illegal!
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Naruto:Your hair line is so far back that gods eyes couldn't end see it
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Shadow:im 9 inches long, i go in your mouth, when i move up and down, white stuff comes out, and when i pull out, all over your face, its not what you think its a toothbrush and paste
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jj:your hair line goes soooooo far back that when their was a tsunami everybody went behind u
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jj:your hair line goes soooooo far back that when their was a tsunami everybody went behind u
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Shae:Hi Lol I'm bore
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Z:To deal with this, you should just say banana knock knock, interesting name.
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Lmao:Your hairline go back like a free throw line.!
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Brooke:just like nanney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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Brooke:just like nanney
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