"Bungee Jumping Mamma" joke
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
All you want for Christmas is a hairline!