"Bungee Jumping Mamma" joke

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

The kindergarten class had to come up with a sentence using the colors green, pink, and yellow. So the teacher calls up every single kid in the classroom. But she forgot to call on the Samoan kid. So she asks him to please step up to the front of the class and recite his more...

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Random:So true
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Robert Ku:...tomorrow Donald Trump will make it illegal!
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Naruto:Your hair line is so far back that gods eyes couldn't end see it
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Shadow:im 9 inches long, i go in your mouth, when i move up and down, white stuff comes out, and when i pull out, all over your face, its not what you think its a toothbrush and paste
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jj:your hair line goes soooooo far back that when their was a tsunami everybody went behind u
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jj:your hair line goes soooooo far back that when their was a tsunami everybody went behind u
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Shae:Hi Lol I'm bore
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Z:To deal with this, you should just say banana knock knock, interesting name.
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Lmao:Your hairline go back like a free throw line.!
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Brooke:just like nanney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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