"Bungee Jumping Mamma" joke

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said.' I'd like to buy a bra for my wife'

'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man' more...

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson. You find the present tense and the past perfect.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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Random:So true
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Robert Ku:...tomorrow Donald Trump will make it illegal!
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Naruto:Your hair line is so far back that gods eyes couldn't end see it
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Shadow:im 9 inches long, i go in your mouth, when i move up and down, white stuff comes out, and when i pull out, all over your face, its not what you think its a toothbrush and paste
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jj:your hair line goes soooooo far back that when their was a tsunami everybody went behind u
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jj:your hair line goes soooooo far back that when their was a tsunami everybody went behind u
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Shae:Hi Lol I'm bore
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Z:To deal with this, you should just say banana knock knock, interesting name.
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Lmao:Your hairline go back like a free throw line.!
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Brooke:just like nanney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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