"Bungee Jumping Mamma" joke

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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Oranges

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...

My ex-wife thinks cooking and fucking are cities in China.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Robert Ku:...tomorrow Donald Trump will make it illegal!
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Naruto:Your hair line is so far back that gods eyes couldn't end see it
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Shadow:im 9 inches long, i go in your mouth, when i move up and down, white stuff comes out, and when i pull out, all over your face, its not what you think its a toothbrush and paste
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jj:your hair line goes soooooo far back that when their was a tsunami everybody went behind u
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jj:your hair line goes soooooo far back that when their was a tsunami everybody went behind u
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Shae:Hi Lol I'm bore
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Z:To deal with this, you should just say banana knock knock, interesting name.
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Lmao:Your hairline go back like a free throw line.!
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Brooke:just like nanney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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Brooke:just like nanney
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