Christmas Jokes

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    Santa Riddle

    Hot 9 months ago

    Why is santa claus always so happy?
    He knows where all of the bad girls live!

    Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
    A: Their balls are just for decoration.

    Hairline

    Hot 9 months ago

    All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

    Dick (explicit)

    Hot 9 months agoby
    IKICKASS

    On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice fuking bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before the cop rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

    Snow difference

    Hot 9 months ago

    Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
    A: Snowballs!

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