One-liners Jokes / Recent Jokes

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
so I said "Implants?"

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
"Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic