One-liners Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.