"Pregnant woman and a lightbulb" joke

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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

A guy walks up to a girl in the bar and asks her if she wants to play magic.
She asks, "How so?"
He replies, "We go to my house, we screw and then you disappear!"

There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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suzan:Would of been better if he looked at her in amusement and said "...I'll be expecting better grades from you when we get around to reproduction".
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Eyelid Man:My right eyelid is really soft and delicate...
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