"Pregnant woman and a lightbulb" joke

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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

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Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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suzan:Would of been better if he looked at her in amusement and said "...I'll be expecting better grades from you when we get around to reproduction".
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