Light Bulb Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.
A: None. They are not interested in that short wave stuff.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to exclaim that the light-bulb has violated the socket, and the other to secretly wish that she was the socket.
How many Irish people dose it take to screw a light bulb?
One, they will screw anything!
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.