"Don't knock on Death's door." joke

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Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

There was a Latino man looking for job.
The boss asked, "Do you speak English?"
"Yes, Senor," he replied.
The boss continued, "I will test your comprehension, make a sentence with these three words: Green, pink and yellow."
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Mel:Nice joke
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Mel:Boi if you don't get your nasty looking death door with a bell out of here I will knock instead of ringing the bell. Just kidding keep the jokes up
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Daniel GRIESAU:That was funny !!!
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Dafucking bitch:Stupidest thing I have ever seen. Go learn how magnets work and re learn the definition of a joke.
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BarbersFuck123:Ahh I got it! It is pointless
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