"Don't knock on Death's door." joke

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Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any more...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

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And Joseph went up from Galilee to Bethlehem with Mary, his espoused
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Three friends - two straight guys and a gay guy - and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned.
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First came one of the straight guys and his more...

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Dafucking bitch:Stupidest thing I have ever seen. Go learn how magnets work and re learn the definition of a joke.
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BarbersFuck123:Ahh I got it! It is pointless
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