"Don't knock on Death's door." joke

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Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Once there was a farmer who sired four daughters. After they reached
puberty, he fretted for their virtue and always answered the door with a
loaded shotgun in his hands.
One night he answered a knock at the door to find a young man standing at
his threshold. The more...

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There once lived three boys. They had really weird names. The first was named Nobody, the second was named Shut Up, and the third was named Manners.
One day, the boy named Nobody fell into the river. Shut Up and Manners went to the police station.
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Mel:Nice joke
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Mel:Boi if you don't get your nasty looking death door with a bell out of here I will knock instead of ringing the bell. Just kidding keep the jokes up
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Dafucking bitch:Stupidest thing I have ever seen. Go learn how magnets work and re learn the definition of a joke.
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BarbersFuck123:Ahh I got it! It is pointless
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