"Don't knock on Death's door." joke

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Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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Mel:Nice joke
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Mel:Boi if you don't get your nasty looking death door with a bell out of here I will knock instead of ringing the bell. Just kidding keep the jokes up
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Daniel GRIESAU:That was funny !!!
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Dafucking bitch:Stupidest thing I have ever seen. Go learn how magnets work and re learn the definition of a joke.
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BarbersFuck123:Ahh I got it! It is pointless
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