Pick-up Jokes

I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !

A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.
He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to forgive me."
She looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 204."

Baby do you have a mirror in your jeans cause I can definitely see my self in them.

Is your dad a terrorist?
Cuz you da bomb!

Are you wearing space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!