"Why is lemon juice made" joke

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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A truck driver stopped for a meal at and was just served when a huge caravan of Hells Angels roared in. As the gang entered the restraunt, everyone but the truck driver quickly paid thier bills and left. The truck driver quietly sat there eating his steak.
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A guy walks into a bar and orders twelve shots of Tequila to be set in front of him. When the bartender is done he proceeds to shoot all twelve in a row.
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Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

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Aaron Anderson:The person who made the soap had terrible memories of having his mouth washed out so he thought to add some flavor.
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