"Why is lemon juice made" joke
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.
Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Vegas.
At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms. The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to more...
All you want for Christmas is a hairline!