"Why is lemon juice made" joke
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!