"Why is lemon juice made" joke

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

The scene - Husband and wife in bed.
The story - Husband rolls over to wife and taps her in the shoulder.
Wife says "Not tonight sweetheart I have a gynecologist appointment in the morning".
Five minutes elapses - Husband rolls over again and taps wife on more...

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

Your momma is so fat when you tell her she has something on her chin she asks which one

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