"Why is lemon juice made" joke
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
You know you're Taliban if...
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You have more wives than teeth.
You think vests more...
The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:
"Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure:
* In Latin America, they didn't more...
All you want for Christmas is a hairline!
you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.