"Why is lemon juice made" joke
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.