"Why is lemon juice made" joke
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
The scene - Husband and wife in bed.
The story - Husband rolls over to wife and taps her in the shoulder.
Wife says "Not tonight sweetheart I have a gynecologist appointment in the morning".
Five minutes elapses - Husband rolls over again and taps wife on more...
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
Your momma is so fat when you tell her she has something on her chin she asks which one