"Why is lemon juice made" joke
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
Height of Patience:
A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.
Height of Frustration:
A boxer trying to scratch his balls.
Height of Innocence:
A teenage girl applying Clearasil to her nipples.
Height of Laziness:
A guy lying on more...
All you want for Christmas is a hairline!
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
How many letters are in the alphabet?
There are 11 letters in "THE ALPHABET"
Did you say 26? :)
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.