"Why is lemon juice made" joke

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

Your mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.


Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Why did the Jews' house get destroyed by termites ?
They did not call the exterminators!

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Aaron Anderson:The person who made the soap had terrible memories of having his mouth washed out so he thought to add some flavor.
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