"Why is lemon juice made" joke
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
I worked for a while at a Wal-Mart store, selling sporting goods. As an employee of Wal-Mart you are sometimes required to make store-wide pages, e.g.,"I have a customer in hardware who needs assistance at the paint counter."
One night a tentative female voice came more...
I went into a restaurant that served 'breakfast at any time'. So, I asked for French Toast in the time of the Renaissance
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again