"Why is lemon juice made" joke
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
Death had a near Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.