"Why is lemon juice made" joke
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
Your momma is so fat when you tell her she has something on her chin she asks which one
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!