"Why is lemon juice made" joke
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
What did the baby dolphin do when he didnt get his way? He whale-d
A flea had oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, had spread out his blanket, and was proceeding to soak up the Miami sun when who should stumble by on the beach but an old flea friend of his.
"Oscar, what happened to you?", asked the flea, more...
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again