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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

What did the baby dolphin do when he didnt get his way? He whale-d

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

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