"What do a Christmas tree and a " joke

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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it more...

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained (as usual) "I have a headache"...
"Perfect" he said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin. You can either take it orally or as a more...

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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Mike Dougherty:This is seriously my favorite joke ever. I mentioned it to one of our Language Arts professors, who just kind of guffawed. A few days later she told me her whole department was gunning for me. (I guess she spread it around.)
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PAPI:Your hairline is so bad that i can race my hot wheels on it
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jordan:yo hairline so crooked drunk people see it strait
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robin:No no. No racist jokes, please.
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jfksre:distgusting
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