"What do a Christmas tree and a " joke

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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green

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Scale

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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