"What do a Christmas tree and a " joke
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is more...
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
There was this blonde lady in a row boat in the middle of the desert
rowing this boat. In the middle of this desert there was a road. Another blonde lady was
driving down the road and saw the other blonde lady, she stopped her car got out
Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!
your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.