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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

A hurricane blew across the Caribbean. It didn't take long for the expensive yacht to be swamped by high waves, sinking without a trace. There were only two survivors: the boat's owner, Dr. Jones and the steward, Jack who managed to swim to the closest island.
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Mike Dougherty:This is seriously my favorite joke ever. I mentioned it to one of our Language Arts professors, who just kind of guffawed. A few days later she told me her whole department was gunning for me. (I guess she spread it around.)
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PAPI:Your hairline is so bad that i can race my hot wheels on it
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jordan:yo hairline so crooked drunk people see it strait
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robin:No no. No racist jokes, please.
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