"I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was..." joke

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I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

It is recounted that at King's College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year's rounds by teaching "a singularly important principle of medicine."
He asked a nurse to fetch him a sample of urine. He then more...

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

Take my advice: I don't use it anyway.

These four gents go out to play golf one day. One is detained in the clubhouse and
the remaining three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the homebuilding more...

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
"I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows," the groom said. "When you get to me and the part where it asks if I promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking more...

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Chamonymous:Don't let the kids help with the priests balls tho, no matter how many times he asks.
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SGE:Wtf we are catching on to your Despiteful evil Drifts I must share this website on social media so they can see what’s really going on
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AlexDaGreat:they used yo hairline as a storage room 'cause its all the way in the back
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fred alan:thats a rubbish joke mate.
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