"I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was..." joke

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I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with more...

I said to my Doctor, "I've become a can of deodorant."

He said, "Are you sure?"

I replied, "No, I'm Lynx."

An elderly woman went to the doctor's office for a check up.
The doctor asked if she had any problems. The woman said that she had a terrible farting problem, but they were silent & didn't smell. In fact she had farted at least 10 times since she had been in the office, but more...

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Chamonymous:Don't let the kids help with the priests balls tho, no matter how many times he asks.
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SGE:Wtf we are catching on to your Despiteful evil Drifts I must share this website on social media so they can see what’s really going on
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AlexDaGreat:they used yo hairline as a storage room 'cause its all the way in the back
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fred alan:thats a rubbish joke mate.
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