"I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was..." joke

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I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.
A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to more...

A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

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SGE:Wtf we are catching on to your Despiteful evil Drifts I must share this website on social media so they can see what’s really going on
AlexDaGreat:they used yo hairline as a storage room 'cause its all the way in the back
fred alan:thats a rubbish joke mate.
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