"Does a dolphin ever do something by" joke
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.