"Does a dolphin ever do something by" joke
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked more...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...