"Does a dolphin ever do something by" joke

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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

An elderly lady was rocking on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when a Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared before her and offered to grant her three wishes.
"Well," said the woman, "I really would like to be rich."
*POOF* Her rocking chair more...

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma-nack! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma candy's gone! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma-ny knock knock jokes can you take! Knock Knock
Who's more...

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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Misty:Cool story guys
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