"Does a dolphin ever do something by" joke

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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
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Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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jon:that is rather funny - well done!
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Misty:Cool story guys
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