"Does a dolphin ever do something by" joke

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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green

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Scale

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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jon:that is rather funny - well done!
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Misty:Cool story guys
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