Ocean Jokes

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    Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

    Smart Fish

    Hot 1 year agoby lancelle

    Are fish smart?
    Yes! Because they are in schools!

    Plane At Last

    Hot 2 years ago

    Passengers on a Philippine Airlines flight heard this announcement from the captain, Capt. Juan Amorpropio: "Mga kababayan, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean" The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement: "Mga kababayan, we at Philippine Airlines have prepared for such an emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers are on the right side of the plane" As commented by one of the passengers: "Galing, that's what i like about PAL, always has some contingency measures of some sort!, I hope they help me out coz' i definitely don't know how to swim." After this announcement all the passengers rearranged their seating to comply with the captain's request. Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing in more...

    Ocean of Wheat

    Hot 5 hours ago

    A blonde was driving down an old country road when she spotted a blonde rowing a boat in a in a wheat field. She pulled over to the side of the road and stopped the car. Staring in disbelief she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When she could not stand it any more she called out to the blonde in the field.
    "Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?"
    The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, "Because it is an ocean of wheat."
    The blonde standing on the side of the road is furious.
    She yells at the blonde in the field. "It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name."
    The blonde in the field just shrugged her shoulders and began rowing again.
    The blonde on the side of the road was beside herself and shook her fist at the blonde in the field then yelled, "If I could swim I would come out there and kick your ass."

    A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over her, tearing off her bikini top.She came out of the surf with her arms folded across her chest.Little Johnny, playing in the sand looked up at her and said,"Lady, if you're going to drown those puppies, I'll take the one withthe brown nose."

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