Ocean Jokes

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    Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

    Smart Fish

    Hot 1 year agoby lancelle

    Are fish smart?
    Yes! Because they are in schools!

    Plane At Last

    Hot 1 year ago

    Passengers on a Philippine Airlines flight heard this announcement from the captain, Capt. Juan Amorpropio: "Mga kababayan, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean" The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement: "Mga kababayan, we at Philippine Airlines have prepared for such an emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers are on the right side of the plane" As commented by one of the passengers: "Galing, that's what i like about PAL, always has some contingency measures of some sort!, I hope they help me out coz' i definitely don't know how to swim." After this announcement all the passengers rearranged their seating to comply with the captain's request. Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing in more...

    A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over her, tearing off her bikini top.She came out of the surf with her arms folded across her chest.Little Johnny, playing in the sand looked up at her and said,"Lady, if you're going to drown those puppies, I'll take the one withthe brown nose."

    Tuns of Puns! Part II

    Hot 4 years ago

    How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
    From a catalog.
    How you get down from an elephant?
    You don't, you get down from ducks.
    What city has the largest rodent population?
    What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates?
    "Well done."
    What did one cloned sheep say to the other?
    "I am ewe."
    What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
    "I find you very attractive."
    What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
    Nothing, they just waved.
    What did one potato chip say to the other?
    Shall we go for a dip?
    What did the painter say to the wall?
    "One more crack and I'll plaster you!"
    What do cats like on a hot day?
    A mice cream cone.
    What do cats like on their hot dogs?
    What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
    Mice Krispies.

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