"Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway." joke

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

A truck driver stopped for a meal at and was just served when a huge caravan of Hells Angels roared in. As the gang entered the restraunt, everyone but the truck driver quickly paid thier bills and left. The truck driver quietly sat there eating his steak.
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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Terry:Life is just a blink ... Eh.. So much stuff to do!
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