"Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway." joke

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with more...

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

An elderly woman went to the doctor's office for a check up.
The doctor asked if she had any problems. The woman said that she had a terrible farting problem, but they were silent & didn't smell. In fact she had farted at least 10 times since she had been in the office, but more...

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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Terry:Life is just a blink ... Eh.. So much stuff to do!
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