"Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway." joke

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

My wife has just found out I've been fucking a Hermaphrodite.
She screamed at me, "What's she got that I haven't got?"
"Well....."

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

A Belgian met a Dutch friend, who was driving a Rolls Royce and spending money like water.
'How did you het so rich?' the Belgian asked.
'I went to Canada, to shoot bears. The fur coats are very expensive.'
'How do you go about shooting bears?'
'It's very simple. more...

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Terry:Life is just a blink ... Eh.. So much stuff to do!
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