"Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway." joke

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

The road to success is marked with many tempting parking places.

I've been fucking this really sexy bird who is a twin.
My mate asked me how I told her apart from the other twin?
I said it was easy. Her brother has a beard.

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?

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Terry:Life is just a blink ... Eh.. So much stuff to do!
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