Joke Buddha Search / humidity
... it's 95 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he goes over to the farmer and ask why he's so happy. The farmer says, "The temperature is just like plowing my fields in June." The devil isn't happy with the farmer's answer and decides to "get" him, so he goes over to his controls and turns up the temperature to 105 degrees and the humidity to 90%...
Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "Its not the Heat thats so bad, its the Humidity." ...
A wicked Chicago man died and went to the place all wicked people go. The Devil decided to shove him in a room and cranked the heat and humidity up.The man smiled. When the Evil One asked why the man was smiling he said: "Just like Chicago in Spring"So the Most Evil One cranked up the heat and humidity more. The man removed his coat, smiled, and said ...
... over the Bay of Biscay. The humidity seems to be gone out of the air. This is caused by the seawater. Just Head North""Brilliant!" replies Paddy, and precedes north bound. Fifteen Minutes later Paddy asks: " Where are we now Mick?"Mick winds down the window and sticks his hand out and replies; " Were over the English Channel now. The ...
... ;It's not the heat, it's the humidity". And the collateral phrase "You call this hot? Wait'll August." 7. Don't tell us how you did it up there. Nobody from Texas really cares. 8. If you think it's too hot, don't worry. It'll cool down - in December. 9. We do TOO have 4 Seasons: December, January, February, and Summer! 10. A Mercedes ...
... ;It's not the heat, it's the humidity". And the collateral phrase "You call this hot? Wait'll August." 7. Don't tell us how you did it up there. Nobody from Texas really cares. 8. If you think it's too hot, don't worry. It'll cool down - in December. 9. We do TOO have 4 Seasons: December, January, February, and Summer! 10. A Mercedes-Benz ...
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity. At the end of the day, the devil went to see how the man was doing, only to find him smiling and singing as he pounded rocks. The man explained that the heat and hard labor were very similar to those on his beloved ...
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity. At the end of the day, the devil went to see how the man was doing, only to find him smiling and singing as he pounded rocks. The man explained that the heat and hard labor were very similar to those on his beloved farm ...
... believe how hot it was there, Humidity is bad for your hair. Shot down the security, Their defense was very measly. Then I headed towards the main vault, Abruptly my tank came to a halt. "Out of gas!" I exclaimed. Hopped out but a guard I had maimed, He took out a big gun and shot at me. "Ow!" I yelled, he laughed "tee hee hee hee." Then ...
... work; - has to work in a high humidity environment; - has to work at high temperatures; - does not get weekends and holidays off; - does not get time off after extra hours of work; - has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness.Request DENIED for the following reasons: - does not work 8 hours in a row; - does not answer immediately to all ...