Mamma Jokes

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

your mamma so fat when her beeper goes off everybody thinks shes backing up

your mamma is so fat she all ways won king of the hill because she is the hill

Yo mamma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Hey, where's my gumball?"

-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait. YO MAMMA'S SO FAT: -she was mistaken for god's bowling ball. -when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up -she had to go to Sea World to get babtised -she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth -her favorite dress is a tent -she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops -she has to iron her pants on the driveway -she needs a building permit for her girdle -she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring -she puts on tampons with a bazooka -she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller -she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon -she sat on a rainbow and and Skittles came out -she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel -she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar -when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose -the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs