Mamma Jokes

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    Your mamma so ugly

    Hot 1 year ago

    your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

    Yo mamma

    Hot 1 year ago

    your mamma is so fat she all ways won king of the hill because she is the hill

    Yo mamma beeper

    Hot 1 year ago

    your mamma so fat when her beeper goes off everybody thinks shes backing up

    Yo mamma!!!

    Hot 5 years ago

    YO MAMMA'S SO FAT: -she was mistaken for god's bowling ball. -when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up -she had to go to Sea World to get babtised -she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth -her favorite dress is a tent -she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops -she has to iron her pants on the driveway -she needs a building permit for her girdle -she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring -she puts on tampons with a bazooka -she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller -she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon -she sat on a rainbow and and Skittles came out -she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel -she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar -when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose -the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

    Your mamma so stupid

    Hot 4 years ago

    Your mamma so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

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