Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden floor, it sounds like she's tap dancing.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
You mama's so skinny. ...she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, lets go bury it."
Yo momma's so fat she's got more rolls than a bakery.