"Yo mamma beeper" joke

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your mamma so fat when her beeper goes off everybody thinks shes backing up

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Your momma is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out and everybody said," taste the rainbow."

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