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    CinderBlock

    Hot 2 years ago

    There's a man with three daughters.
    The first daughter(a Brunette) comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Daisy" the dad says" 'cause when you were born a daisy fell on your head."
    The second daughter (a red-head) comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Rose" the dad says "'cause when you were born a rose fell on your head."
    The third daughter (a blonde) comes up and says "kjaglifvgjlfj" the dad says "SHUTUP CINDERBLOCK"

    Bill Gates compares the

    Hot 2 years ago

    Bill Gates compares the computer industry with General Motors
    At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
    In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (by Mr. Welch himself):
    If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
    For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
    Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
    Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
    Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall more...

    Indian Pop Hits

    Hot 4 years ago

    The Indian Top 10:
    1. Tears on My Pillau.
    2. Its my chappalti and I'll cry if I want to.
    3. Tikka Chance on Me.
    4. Scatnaan.
    5. Korma Korma Chameleon.
    6. What's the Story Morning Tandoori.
    7. Easy like Sanjay Morning.
    8. You Can't Curry Love.
    9. Poppadum Preach.
    10. Sheikh Your Body. All available on the fantastic new album, Turban Hymns by Donner Summer.
    Bohemian Curry (sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)
    Naan-aa, just killed a man
    Poppadom against his head
    Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
    Naan-aa, dinner just begun
    But now I'm going to crap it all away.
    Naan-aa,
    ooh-ooh
    Didn't mean to make you cry,
    Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
    Curry on, Curry on,
    'cause nothing really madras.
    Too late, my dinner's gone
    Sends shivers up my spine
    Rectum aching all the time.
    Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and use the more...

    I can't find a cause for your illness, the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when you are sober."

    A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients
    1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort. Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity.
    2. Be cheerful at all times. Your doctor leads a busy and trying life and requires all the gentleness and reassurance he can get.
    3.Try to suffer from the disease for which you are being treated. Remember that your doctor has a professional reputation to uphold.
    4.Do not complain if the treatment fails to bring relief. You must believe that your doctor has achieved a deep insight into the true nature of your illness, which transcends any mere permanent disability you may have experienced.
    5. Never ask your doctor to explain what he is doing or why he is doing it. It is presumptuous to assume that such profound matters could be explained in terms that you would understand.
    6. Submit to novel experimental treatment readily. Though the surgery may not benefit you directly, more...

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