"Your mamma so stupid" joke

yo mamas so ugly-they had to put a steak around its neck just to get the dog to play with her.
yo mamas so ugly- she made freddy crouger have nightmares.

Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!

Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!