your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared
A couple realise they are spending too much and decide to go through the bills together. "Look at this", demands the wife, "£30 on Beer".
Husband replies, "Well, what about this? £40 on make up?"
The wife looks at him with a smile and says, "Darling I have to have the make up so I can look young and attractive for you."
The husband shouts back, "That's what the fucking beer was for!"
I'd like to be the last man on Earth.
Then I would know if all those girls were telling the truth.
Your momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning
I may be fat, but you're ugly.
I can lose weight!