"Ugly momma" joke
Your momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.
Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.
I ain't got nuthin' bad to say 'bout Yo mama, 'cause her face says it all!
I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk about Yo mama, 'cause I don't even know the more...
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.