"Ugly momma" joke

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Your momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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LOLA:YO MAMAS SO FAT SHE CANT BURP CAZ SHE DONT HAVE THE ENERGY
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LOLA:YO MAMAS SO UGLY SHE HA A PLASTIC SUGERY 3 TIMES AND DIDNT MAKE IT!!
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