"Godzilla" joke

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Ya momma is so ugly that when she went to Japan everybody yelled "GODZILLA"!

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good more...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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these nuts:this shit is so funny
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Jovan:YEYEYEYYEYE
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Jovan:your hairline looks like the mcdonalds sign
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