"Godzilla" joke

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Ya momma is so ugly that when she went to Japan everybody yelled "GODZILLA"!

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good more...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol


Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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these nuts:this shit is so funny
Jovan:your hairline looks like the mcdonalds sign
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