"Godzilla" joke

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Ya momma is so ugly that when she went to Japan everybody yelled "GODZILLA"!

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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these nuts:this shit is so funny
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Jovan:YEYEYEYYEYE
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Jovan:your hairline looks like the mcdonalds sign
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