"Godzilla" joke

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Ya momma is so ugly that when she went to Japan everybody yelled "GODZILLA"!

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

Your momas so fat she left the house on high heels and came back on flip flops

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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these nuts:this shit is so funny
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Jovan:YEYEYEYYEYE
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Jovan:your hairline looks like the mcdonalds sign
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