"Beer" joke
Hot 1 year agoby justincider
A couple realise they are spending too much and decide to go through the bills together. "Look at this", demands the wife, "£30 on Beer".
Husband replies, "Well, what about this? £40 on make up?"
The wife looks at him with a smile and says, "Darling I have to have the make up so I can look young and attractive for you."
The husband shouts back, "That's what the fucking beer was for!"
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Bungee Jumping Mamma
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
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Yo Momma So Fat!
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
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Your mamma so ugly
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared
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Ya Mama
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
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Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
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pulkit:fuck u asshole
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