"Beer" joke
A couple realise they are spending too much and decide to go through the bills together. "Look at this", demands the wife, "£30 on Beer".
Husband replies, "Well, what about this? £40 on make up?"
The wife looks at him with a smile and says, "Darling I have to have the make up so I can look young and attractive for you."
The husband shouts back, "That's what the fucking beer was for!"
Bungee Jumping Mamma
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
Yo Momma So Fat!
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
Your mamma so ugly
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared
Ya Mama
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!