"Your mamma so ugly" joke

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your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan live as cheaply as one! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

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He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Someone:no I think that's your mama
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Leo:Unacceptable - please remove
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miimeee:lol , that was too funny
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William:Yo hairline is the reason why the flash sign is made
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kiki:I like it but I need something that is more mean
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kiki:I like it but I need something that is more mean
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kiki:I like it but I need something that is more mean
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Shay Macias:chuck Norris even wears chuck Norris pjamas bc he`s that supportive and awesome!
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Shay Macias:chuck Norris even wears chuck Norris pjamas bc he`s that supportive of himself and awesome!
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Karis:I love this one LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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