"Your mamma so ugly" joke

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your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist - and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were standing before St. Peter.

First came the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter more...

Three PhDs and three MDs are going to a conference and must travel by train to get there. At the station, the three MDs buy their three tickets and watch as the three PhDs buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" says one MD. more...

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

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Someone:no I think that's your mama
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Leo:Unacceptable - please remove
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miimeee:lol , that was too funny
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William:Yo hairline is the reason why the flash sign is made
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Shay Macias:chuck Norris even wears chuck Norris pjamas bc he`s that supportive and awesome!
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Shay Macias:chuck Norris even wears chuck Norris pjamas bc he`s that supportive of himself and awesome!
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Karis:I love this one LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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