"Your mamma so ugly" joke

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your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...

In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
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You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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