"Your mamma so ugly" joke

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your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!

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A very absent-minded professor entered a crowded bus, with no available seats. Suddenly a little girl raised from her seat and offered it to the professor. He was astonished and said to her:
- You are a very good girl, what's your name?
- My name is Eve, daddy...

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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Once a young Brahmin went to the house of a very respectable Old Brahmin to
ask for his young daughters hand. "My dear Sir", he goes "I have heard that
your daughter has all the good qualities of a Bahu"?
The old brahmin answered "Haan! more...

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Someone:no I think that's your mama
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Leo:Unacceptable - please remove
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miimeee:lol , that was too funny
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William:Yo hairline is the reason why the flash sign is made
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Shay Macias:chuck Norris even wears chuck Norris pjamas bc he`s that supportive and awesome!
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Shay Macias:chuck Norris even wears chuck Norris pjamas bc he`s that supportive of himself and awesome!
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Karis:I love this one LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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