Deer Jokes

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    Deernuts

    Hot 1 year ago

    Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

    A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!

    Deer tracks

    Hot 1 year ago

    Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"
    The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"
    They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them

    Deer joke

    Hot 1 year agoby jozanto

    What do you call a deer with no eye?

    answer: No eye deer (no idea).

    There were these three American Indians sitting around this campfire one night, discussing where their parents got their names from.
    The first Indian said, "My parents decided to call me Jumping Deer because when they were conceiving me, a deer went jumping over them."
    The second Indian said, "My parents named me Running Waterfall because when I was conceived, they were next to a waterfall."
    The third Indian said, "This is really strange. My parents also named me after something that happened when I was conceived. They named me Broken Condom..."

    Get Away From my Deer!

    Hot 4 years ago

    It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Jake asks her, "What are you up to?" Alice smiles, "I'm going hunting with you!" Jake, though he has many reservations, reluctantly decides to take her along. They arrive at the hunting site. Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her: "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot." Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant - much less a deer. But not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, "Get away from my deer!" Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. more...

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