Tracks Jokes

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    21, 21, 21...

    Hot 11 months ago

    There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"21, 21, 21..."
    Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says,"What are you doing?"
    The brunette replies,"Just counting."
    The blonde says,"May I join you?"
    "Yes," replies the brunette. So the blonde and the brunette are now both walking down the railroad tracks saying,"21, 21, 21..."
    A train comes and the brunette jumps off the tracks as the blonde gets hit. After the train passes, the brunette gets back on the tracks and says,"22, 22, 22..."

    Deer tracks

    Hot 10 months ago

    Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"
    The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"
    They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them

    Loco danger

    Hot 5 years ago

    This fellow who had spent his whole life in the desert comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on.

    While standing in the middle of the RR tracks one day, he hears this whistle -- Whooee da Whoee! -- but doesn't know what it is.

    Predictably, he's hit -- but, only a glancing blow -- and is thrown, ass-over-tea-kettle, to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.

    After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party, one evening. While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the tea kettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet and proceeds to batter and bash the tea kettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal. His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what's happened and asks the desert man:' Why'd you ruin my good tea kettle?'

    The desert man replies:' Man, you gotta kill these things when more...

    Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first blonde said "These look like deer tracks." The other said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued and were still arguing whenthe train hit them.

    This fellow who had spent his whole life in the desert comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the railroad tracks one day, he hears a whistle:
    "Whooee da Whoee!"
    He sees something coming towards him, but doesn't know what it is.
    Predictably, he's hit - but, only a glancing blow - and is thrown to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.
    After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party, one evening. While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the tea kettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the closet and proceeds to batter and bash the tea kettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal.
    His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes to the kitchen, sees what's happened and asks the desert man:
    "Why'd you ruin my good tea kettle?"
    The desert man replies: "Man, you gotta kill these more...

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