"Deer joke" joke

Hot 1 year agoby jozanto

What do you call a deer with no eye?

answer: No eye deer (no idea).

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...

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