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    Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur
    at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the
    house") a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein,
    including, but not limited to, a mouse.

    A variety of foot apparel, e. g., stocking, socks, etc., had been
    affixed by and around the chimney in said House in the hope and/or
    belief that St. Nick a/k/a/ St. Nicholas a/k/a/ Santa Claus
    (hereinafter "Claus") would arrive at sometime thereafter.

    The minor residents, i. e. the children, of the aforementioned House
    were located in their individual beds and were engaged in nocturnal
    hallucinations, i. e. dreams, wherein vision of confectionery
    treats, including, but not limited to, candies, nuts and/or sugar
    plums, did dance, cavort and otherwise appear in said dreams.

    Whereupon the party of the first part (sometimes hereinafter
    referred to as more...

    Legalese Night Before Christmas*

    THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS in Legalese (Author unknown)

    Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to a mouse.

    A variety of foot apparel, e. g., stocking, socks, etc., had been affixed by and around the chimney in said House in the hope and/or belief that St. Nick a/k/a/ St. Nicholas a/k/a/ Santa Claus (hereinafter "Claus") would arrive at sometime thereafter. The minor residents, i. e. the children, of the aforementioned House were located in their individual beds and were engaged in nocturnal hallucinations, i. e. dreams, wherein vision of confectionery treats, including, but not limited to, candies, nuts and/or sugar plums, did dance, cavort and otherwise appear in said dreams.

    Whereupon the party of the first part more...

    Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at
    a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House)
    a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not
    limited to a mouse.

    A variety of foot apparel, e. g. stocking, socks, etc., had been affixed
    by and around the chimney in said House in the hope and/or belief
    that St. Nick a/k/a/ St. Nicholas a/k/a/ Santa Claus hereinafter ("Claus)
    would arrive at sometime thereafter.

    The minor residents, i. e. the children, of the aforementioned House,
    were located in their individual beds and were engaged in nocturnal
    hallucinations, i. e. dreams, wherein vision of confectionery treats,
    including, but not limited to, candies, nuts and/or sugar plums, did
    dance, cavort and otherwise appear in said dreams.

    Whereupon the party of the first part (sometimes hereinafter referred
    to as "I), being more...

    Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to a mouse.
    A variety of foot apparel, e.g. stocking, socks, etc., had been affixed by and around the chimney in said House in the hope and/or belief that St. Nick a/k/a/ St. Nicholas a/k/a/ Santa Claus (hereinafter "Claus") would arrive at sometime thereafter.
    The minor residents, i.e. the children, of the aforementioned House were located in their individual beds and were engaged in nocturnal hallucinations, i.e. dreams, wherein vision of confectionery treats, including, but not limited to, candies, nuts and/or sugar plums, did dance, cavort and otherwise appear in said dreams.
    Whereupon the party of the first part (sometimes hereinafter referred to as "I"), being the joint-owner in fee simple of the House with the parts of the more...

    Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to a mouse.
    A variety of foot apparel, e. g. stocking, socks, etc., had been affixed by and around the chimney in said House in the hope and/or belief that St. Nick a/k/a/ St. Nicholas a/k/a/ Santa Claus (hereinafter "Claus") would arrive at sometime thereafter.
    The minor residents, i. e. the children, of the aforementioned House were located in their individual beds and were engaged in nocturnal hallucinations, i. e. dreams, wherein vision of confectionery treats, including, but not limited to, candies, nuts and/or sugar plums, did dance, cavort and otherwise appear in said dreams.
    Whereupon the party of the first part (sometimes hereinafter referred to as "I"), being the joint-owner in fee simple of the House with the parts more...

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