"Yo mamma!!!" joke
YO MAMMA'S SO FAT: -she was mistaken for god's bowling ball. -when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up -she had to go to Sea World to get babtised -she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth -her favorite dress is a tent -she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops -she has to iron her pants on the driveway -she needs a building permit for her girdle -she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring -she puts on tampons with a bazooka -she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller -she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon -she sat on a rainbow and and Skittles came out -she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel -she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar -when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose -the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
yo mamas so ugly-they had to put a steak around its neck just to get the dog to play with her.
yo mamas so ugly- she made freddy crouger have nightmares.
Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!
Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side