"Yo mamma!!!" joke

Hot 5 years ago

YO MAMMA'S SO FAT: -she was mistaken for god's bowling ball. -when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up -she had to go to Sea World to get babtised -she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth -her favorite dress is a tent -she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops -she has to iron her pants on the driveway -she needs a building permit for her girdle -she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring -she puts on tampons with a bazooka -she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller -she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon -she sat on a rainbow and and Skittles came out -she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel -she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar -when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose -the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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