"Ya Mama" joke

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

One day, a French spy received a coded message from an American spy claiming it came directly from President Bush. It read: S370HSSV-0773H.
The spy was stumped, so he sent it to his boss at the agency. His boss was stumped too, so he sent it to the Russians for more...

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bofa:I got my heart rate monitored but all it did was trace yo hairline!
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makiah:it was ok
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guy:As I present to you Recedasaurus
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got em:i got 99 promblems and your barber is one
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got em:i got 99 promblems and your barber is one
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Faith Ng:Lousy joke!try saying that 'bout your mamma
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poo:then he landed in shit
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grace:your right
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justice:-lamee.!
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