"Ya Mama" joke
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.