"Ya Mama" joke

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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bofa:I got my heart rate monitored but all it did was trace yo hairline!
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makiah:it was ok
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guy:As I present to you Recedasaurus
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got em:i got 99 promblems and your barber is one
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got em:i got 99 promblems and your barber is one
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Faith Ng:Lousy joke!try saying that 'bout your mamma
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poo:then he landed in shit
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grace:your right
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justice:-lamee.!
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