"Ya Mama" joke

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

A couple realise they are spending too much and decide to go through the bills together. "Look at this", demands the wife, "£30 on Beer".
Husband replies, "Well, what about this? £40 on make up?"
The wife looks at him with a smile and more...

The other night during dinner my brother told a joke and I laughed so
hard that milk shot out my nose. The creepy part is that I wasn't
drinking milk.
- Dave George

Q:How do you kill a blonde?
A:Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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bofa:I got my heart rate monitored but all it did was trace yo hairline!
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got em:i got 99 promblems and your barber is one
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Faith Ng:Lousy joke!try saying that 'bout your mamma
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poo:then he landed in shit
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justice:-lamee.!
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