"Ya Mama" joke

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard more...

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

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:Hahahahaha! That was funny as fuck.
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Anonym:This joke is bloody hilarious
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Anonym:there were these 3 kids in detention, there names were zip, pee and willy. zip was playing on the fan, pee was in a box and willy was running around crazily. then the teacher came in. she said, "Zip down, pee out, willy in the corner"
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bofa:I got my heart rate monitored but all it did was trace yo hairline!
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makiah:it was ok
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guy:As I present to you Recedasaurus
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got em:i got 99 promblems and your barber is one
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got em:i got 99 promblems and your barber is one
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Faith Ng:Lousy joke!try saying that 'bout your mamma
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poo:then he landed in shit
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