"Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat" joke
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Chuck Norris died years ago than reapears just to afraid to tell him
Dragonball Z is the story of Chuck Norris as a sperm.
The only person ever to outsmart Chuck Norris was Steven Hawkings, and he got what was coming.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.