"Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat" joke
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.