"Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat" joke
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
A man was on a game show. He was on his final question; all he had to do was answer that question right, and he would win 1 million dollars!
The game show host said, "All right, for your final question: 'What are the names of three of Santa's reindeer?'"
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.