"Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat" joke

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan live as cheaply as one! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

Ok, 3 canadians were walking along the beach, one from the Yukon, one from Quebec, and one from Newfoundland. Now, it happened that they found a magic lamp. After rubbing it, the genie promised each of them one wish. The Yukon said, "I wish for fish teeming in our waters more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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Chanel Christensen:Your hairline is so bad I need a telescope to see it.
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Boss:Yo mama is so stupid I saw her jumping up and down I asked what she was doing and she said that she forgot to shake the medicine before she drank and I'm trying to shake it
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Zoe Evans:funny
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Hsgs :Yo hair line looks like a Tetris game and your loosing
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Hsgs :Boii I'll split your hair line like Moses did with the Red Sea
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Guy That Roasts:yo hairline so bad that harriet tubbman left you behind
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Guy That Roasts:yo hairline so bad lebron got jelous
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tk:Boi every time you go to the supermarket theres no price for that hairline
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katiiti:your lips are as dry as ur moms pussy!!
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honkey:everyone on here go suck your dead nan
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