"Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat" joke

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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Oranges

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...

My ex-wife thinks cooking and fucking are cities in China.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Zoe Evans:funny
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Hsgs :Yo hair line looks like a Tetris game and your loosing
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Hsgs :Boii I'll split your hair line like Moses did with the Red Sea
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Guy That Roasts:yo hairline so bad that harriet tubbman left you behind
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Guy That Roasts:yo hairline so bad lebron got jelous
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tk:Boi every time you go to the supermarket theres no price for that hairline
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katiiti:your lips are as dry as ur moms pussy!!
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honkey:everyone on here go suck your dead nan
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Abeny aluong :Very funny but the nigga thing is afencive because I'm dark skin
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Ya_boy_jeff:Yo hairline look like the lighting bolt on a Gatorade bottle nigga
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