"Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat" joke

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Zoe Evans:funny
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Hsgs :Yo hair line looks like a Tetris game and your loosing
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Hsgs :Boii I'll split your hair line like Moses did with the Red Sea
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Guy That Roasts:yo hairline so bad that harriet tubbman left you behind
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Guy That Roasts:yo hairline so bad lebron got jelous
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tk:Boi every time you go to the supermarket theres no price for that hairline
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katiiti:your lips are as dry as ur moms pussy!!
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honkey:everyone on here go suck your dead nan
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Abeny aluong :Very funny but the nigga thing is afencive because I'm dark skin
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Ya_boy_jeff:Yo hairline look like the lighting bolt on a Gatorade bottle nigga
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