Bruce comes home from the pub and sees Sheila watching Gordon Ramsay's F%*#ing cooking show on the telly.
Bruce says; "What are you watching that shit for? You can't cook to save your life!."
To which Sheila replies; "So what? You watch porn movies, don’t you?"
Sitting nan in the naughty corner because she started a fight at bingo
'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'