"Nan please" joke

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- Fuck off, ninja!
- Nan, thats a muslim.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?

A butcher is very busy working at the meat counter when he notices a dog in his shop. He shoos him away, but the dog returns a while later. He walks over to the dog and sees that he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and reads it, "Can I please have 12 sausages and more...

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Joshua Quaicoe:your hairline is so ugly the cool laid man said oh no
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lololol yu fat:your nan has no legs so i doubt it
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Josephine:Oh my...I'm a Methodist, and I try so hard not to laugh....
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