"Nan please" joke

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- Fuck off, ninja!
- Nan, thats a muslim.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!



All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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Joshua Quaicoe:your hairline is so ugly the cool laid man said oh no
lololol yu fat:your nan has no legs so i doubt it
Josephine:Oh my...I'm a Methodist, and I try so hard not to laugh....
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