"Nan please" joke

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- Fuck off, ninja!
- Nan, thats a muslim.

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Hairline

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Joshua Quaicoe:your hairline is so ugly the cool laid man said oh no
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lololol yu fat:your nan has no legs so i doubt it
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Josephine:Oh my...I'm a Methodist, and I try so hard not to laugh....
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