"Nan please" joke

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- Fuck off, ninja!
- Nan, thats a muslim.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan live as cheaply as one! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Wise men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something.

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Joshua Quaicoe:your hairline is so ugly the cool laid man said oh no
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lololol yu fat:your nan has no legs so i doubt it
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Josephine:Oh my...I'm a Methodist, and I try so hard not to laugh....
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