"Nan please" joke

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- Fuck off, ninja!
- Nan, thats a muslim.

Q:How do you kill a blonde?
A:Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool

A butcher is very busy working at the meat counter when he notices a dog in his shop. He shoos him away, but the dog returns a while later. He walks over to the dog and sees that he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and reads it, "Can I please have 12 sausages and more...

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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Joshua Quaicoe:your hairline is so ugly the cool laid man said oh no
lololol yu fat:your nan has no legs so i doubt it
Josephine:Oh my...I'm a Methodist, and I try so hard not to laugh....
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