"Nan fight" joke

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Sitting nan in the naughty corner because she started a fight at bingo

What happens when a Chinese man gets a boner and runs into a wall?
He hits his nose.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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naranj:your hairlines from london to america
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sophie :oi mate u need to bye better beers otherwise ill shank your nan
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sophie :u need to do better jokes mannnnn
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jacob:my nan crashed her mobility scooter into a fuking tree today
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