"Nan fight" joke

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Sitting nan in the naughty corner because she started a fight at bingo

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naranj:your hairlines from london to america
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sophie :oi mate u need to bye better beers otherwise ill shank your nan
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sophie :u need to do better jokes mannnnn
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jacob:my nan crashed her mobility scooter into a fuking tree today
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