"Nan fight" joke

Hot 1 year agoby Funny gal

Sitting nan in the naughty corner because she started a fight at bingo

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

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hairline

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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naranj:your hairlines from london to america
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sophie :oi mate u need to bye better beers otherwise ill shank your nan
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sophie :u need to do better jokes mannnnn
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jacob:my nan crashed her mobility scooter into a fuking tree today
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