Naughty Jokes

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    Nan fight

    Hot 2 years agoby Funny gal

    Sitting nan in the naughty corner because she started a fight at bingo

    Naughty, Naughty

    Hot 2 years ago

    One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen.
    "What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband.
    "Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bedm, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???"
    "Well," replied the man...
    "I guess a spanking is out of the question?"

    Naughty Professor

    Hot 3 years ago

    Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest.
    The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began. "They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France."
    The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door. "Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile, "the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon."

    15. Virgin or not, time to move little Miss Britney to the
    "Naughty" list.

    14. Have the elves increase production on those cheesy Xbox
    knock-offs.

    13. Cancel wrapping paper order -- use those Enron stock
    certificates instead.

    12. Decide how to respond to Ashcroft's subpoena demanding
    information on what foreigners are naughty or nice.

    11. Administer nine little Breathalyzer tests.

    10. File a flight plan with the FAA -- wouldn't want an F-16
    wasting the sleigh.

    9. Irradiate all those letters from children -- you can't be too
    careful!

    8. Remove candy canes from pants pockets during mall photo
    sessions -- getting tired of explaining things to the D. A.'s
    office.

    7. Write letter to self asking for threesome with Mrs. Claus and
    Heidi Klum.

    6. Finally shave the beard now that the Taliban has fallen.

    5. Attend weekly meeting at more...

    Naughty Parrot

    Hot 5 years ago

    An young lady inherited a very beautiful parrot when her Aunt died. The girl was surprised to find out that her Aunt had been a very successful Madam and was well known for her sexual appetite. When she got the bird home she soon learned that the bird had quite a vocabulary and that she ended each string of words with the phrase, "I'm a whore." Well the girl was engaged to the son of a preacher and knew that she couldn't keep the bird around once she got married so she discussed the situation with her soon to be husband, after giving the situation some thought he brought the problem to his father. The preacher informed the son that he had a couple of little old ladies in his congregation who also had parrots and that these particular birds spent all of their time in prayer. He called the old ladies and explained the situation. The old ladies invited him to bring the bird to them and felt sure that the naughty bird would benefit from the exposure to the Holy birds. Soon the more...

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