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    Memo to all students:
    In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
    From students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING(S.H.I.T.).
    We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any other school. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilledat seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
    Students who don't know S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
    Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).
    Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
    If you are full of S.H.I.T., you more...

    there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals chuck norris decided not to kill.

    The Pearly Gates

    Hot 5 years ago

    A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who`s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I`m Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City." Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it`s the minister`s turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary`s for the last forty-three years." Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." "Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi-driver, and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this more...

    From: Management
    To: All Employees
    Subject: Special High Intensity Training
    In order to assure the highest levels of quality in the work and productivity
    from our employees, it will now be our policy to regularly train everyone
    through our longstanding program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.).
    We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than other offices. If you
    feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your
    supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list.
    As you know, our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing that you get all
    the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who don't take S.H.I.T. will be placed in
    the DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who
    fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to attend the supplemantal
    program, EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since your supervisors
    took more...

    S.H.I.T (Special High)

    Hot 2 years ago

    Special High Intensity Training - S.H.I.T.
    MEMORANDUM
    TO: All Employees
    FROM: Communications Services
    SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
    In order to assure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well-trained though our Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are giving our employees more S.H.I.T. than any other office in town.
    If you feel you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your supervisor. You will be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list for special attention.
    All of our supervisors are particularly qualified to see that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle at your own speed.
    If you think that you have a thorough understanding of the basic S.H.I.T. program, you may wish to participate in Management Of Related Education (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.).
    If you consider yourself to be trained enough already, you may be interested in helping us train more...

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