"there is no theory of evolution, just a list of..." joke
there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals chuck norris decided not to kill.
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Long, but pretty good: On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek more...
Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.