there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals chuck norris decided not to kill.
A noted sex therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to factually tell how often someone has sex.
To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people, and goes down the line, asking each person to smile. Using the size of the person's smile, the therapist is able to accurately guess their frequency of sexual activity.
Finally, he comes to the last man in line, who is grinning from ear to ear. "Twice a day," the therapist guesses, but is surprised when the man says no. "Once a day, then?" Again the answer is no. "Twice a week?" "No." "Twice a month?" "No." The man finally says yes when the doctor gets to "once a year".
The therapist is angry that his theory isn't working, and asks the man, "What the heck are you so happy about?"
The man answers, "Tonight's the night!"
The difference between theory and practice. .. is larger in practice than in theory.
Nowlan's Theory: He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.
A newGallup poll indicates only 39 percent of Americans believe in the theory of evolution. I agree with the Religious Right’s quarrel with oneDarwinian theory: From what I can ascertain, humans didn’t evolve from apes…because too many of them behave like jackasses.