"Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull..." joke

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Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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That kid savageboy :Look at your shoes"boy look at your hair line
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That kid savageboy :Your hair line so ugly your teacher said get out
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That kid savageboy :Yo hair line so ugly a cancer patient said bruh
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Biggun:This makes no sense... if his legs are short then his head is the same distance from his ass, his ass is closer to the ground
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