"Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull..." joke

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Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols, in this order of appearance: A woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David.

They decided that this was a unique more...

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

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That kid savageboy :Look at your shoes"boy look at your hair line
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That kid savageboy :Your hair line so ugly your teacher said get out
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That kid savageboy :Yo hair line so ugly a cancer patient said bruh
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Biggun:This makes no sense... if his legs are short then his head is the same distance from his ass, his ass is closer to the ground
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