Bush Jokes

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    Who Is It

    Hot 1 year ago

    While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with
    Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says
    that,
    it is to surround himself with intelligent people.
    Bush asks how he knows if they`re intelligent.
    "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam.
    "Allow me to demonstrate."
    Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime
    Minister,
    please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father
    has a
    child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
    Manmohan immediately responds, "It`s me, Sir! "
    "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Kalam. He hangs up
    and
    says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr.
    President. Thanks a lot. I`ll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon
    returning to Washington, decides he`d better put the Condoleeza more...

    Bush, Manmohan(indian prime minister), Aishwarya rai and Sonia(sonia gandhi head of opposition in indian goverment) are traveling in a train.

    The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

    Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed.

    Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

    Sonia is thinking: These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

    Aishwarya is thinking: Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.

    Bush is thinking: Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.

    Manmohan is thinking: If this train goes through another tunnel I will make more...

    President Bush Visit

    Hot 1 year ago

    President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the 4th grade classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
    The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So the president asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
    One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."
    "No" says Bush, "that would be an accident."
    A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
    "I'm afraid not" explains the President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
    The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. more...

    President Bush Plays God

    Hot 4 years ago

    A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing
    happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.
    When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA,
    they decided to send it to President Bush.
    The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed
    his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
    President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a
    little boy.
    The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a
    thank you note to God, which read:
    "Dear God,
    Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for
    some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual,
    those crooks deducted $95.00."

    Three Dead Guys

    Hot 3 years ago

    Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, and he says, "Well, there's not that much room left in heaven, so you have to tell me an interesting way that you died, and if it's interesting enough, I'll let you in."So St. Peter goes into his office and calls in the first man.He says, "I was coming home from work one day early, and when I walked in the door, I had a strange suspicion that my wife was cheating on me. I walk into our room and sure enough, find her sprawled out naked alone on our bed. Sure that the guy was in the house, I searched frantically to find him... Under the bed, in the closet... Finally I found him hanging from our ledge on our balcony. Furious, I stepped on his hand and he went plummetting two stories down. However, he landed in a bush and I wasn't sure if he was dead yet. So I pushed the refrigerator out onto him. Later, I felt so guilty I committed suicide.""Wow," said St. Peter, "that's a more...

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