Bingo Jokes

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    Nan fight

    Hot 3 months agoby Funny gal

    Sitting nan in the naughty corner because she started a fight at bingo

    Lucky At Bingo

    Hot 1 year ago

    A wife was out for the evening playing bingo and came home sporting a new fur coat. "Honey," she said to her husband, "look what I won at bingo!"
    The next week, she came home from bingo wearing a huge diamond ring. "Hey, honey," she said, "look what I won at bingo!"
    The following week, when she came home from bingo, she was driving a brand new BMW. "Look!" she exclaimed. "Look what I won at bingo!"
    As she preparing to get ready for bingo the next week, her husband asked, "Darling, would you like me to draw a bath for you?"
    "Oh, yes please," she replied.
    When she went to get in the tub, she noticed that there was less than an inch of water in it. "Honey, how am I supposed to take a bath with such a small amount of water?" she asked.
    "Well, I wouldn't want you to get your bingo card wet!" replied the husband.

    1. You've ever cut your grass and found a car. 2. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't. 3. You think the stock market has a fence around it. 4. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in-Theater. 5. You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu. 6. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 7. You own a homemade fur coat. 8. Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns. 9. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 10. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so Ican take a bath." 11. You refer to the time you won a free case of motor oil as "the day my ship came in." 12. You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen. 13. The Salvation Army declines your mattress. 14. You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen. 15. Your entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call fromthe Governor to spare a loved one. 16. Your grandmother has ever been asked to leave the bingo hallbecause of her language. 17. Someone more...

    Off to Bed With Ya

    Hot 2 years ago

    One night Aggie says to George "Think I'll go to bingo the night
    George... when I'm gone you make sure the youngsters get in and
    go to bed"
    Now George and Aggie had thirteen kids the last time they counted.
    So when Aggie went off to bingo, George went out and made the
    youngsters come in and get to bed. For about three or four hours,
    one little boy kept crying and crying, so George takes off up
    with a split and hits the floor, the little boy cries harder and
    harder.
    George sputters out "What are you bawling about?"
    The little boy replies "I want to go to me own home."

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