Sitting nan in the naughty corner because she started a fight at bingo
One night Aggie says to George "Think I'll go to bingo the night
George... when I'm gone you make sure the youngsters get in and
go to bed"
Now George and Aggie had thirteen kids the last time they counted.
So when Aggie went off to bingo, George went out and made the
youngsters come in and get to bed. For about three or four hours,
one little boy kept crying and crying, so George takes off up
with a split and hits the floor, the little boy cries harder and
George sputters out "What are you bawling about?"
The little boy replies "I want to go to me own home."
A wife comes home at 3am and her husband meets her at the door.He askes her where she got the big diamond ring that she is wearing? She says,"I won it playing BINGO, run me a tub of water, I want to soak."
The next night the wife comes home at 3am and her husband meets her at the door and she has on a beautiful fur coat. He asks her where she got it from and she says, "I won it playing BINGO. Run me a tub of water, I want to soak."
The next night the wife comes in at 3am driving a new convertible. Her husband asks her where she got the new car from and she says, "I won it playing BINGO. Run me a tub of water, I want to soak."
She undresses and goes into the bathroom then comes right back out and asks her husband, "Why did you only put one inch of water in the bathtub?"
Her husband replies, "I didn't want you to get your BINGO card wet!"
A wife was out for the evening playing bingo and came home sporting a new fur coat. "Honey," she said to her husband, "look what I won at bingo!"
The next week, she came home from bingo wearing a huge diamond ring. "Hey, honey," she said, "look what I won at bingo!"
The following week, when she came home from bingo, she was driving a brand new BMW. "Look!" she exclaimed. "Look what I won at bingo!"
As she preparing to get ready for bingo the next week, her husband asked, "Darling, would you like me to draw a bath for you?"
"Oh, yes please," she replied.
When she went to get in the tub, she noticed that there was less than an inch of water in it. "Honey, how am I supposed to take a bath with such a small amount of water?" she asked.
"Well, I wouldn't want you to get your bingo card wet!" replied the husband.