Bingo Jokes

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    Nan fight

    Hot 1 week agoby Funny gal

    Sitting nan in the naughty corner because she started a fight at bingo

    Lucky At Bingo

    Hot 4 months ago

    A wife was out for the evening playing bingo and came home sporting a new fur coat. "Honey," she said to her husband, "look what I won at bingo!"
    The next week, she came home from bingo wearing a huge diamond ring. "Hey, honey," she said, "look what I won at bingo!"
    The following week, when she came home from bingo, she was driving a brand new BMW. "Look!" she exclaimed. "Look what I won at bingo!"
    As she preparing to get ready for bingo the next week, her husband asked, "Darling, would you like me to draw a bath for you?"
    "Oh, yes please," she replied.
    When she went to get in the tub, she noticed that there was less than an inch of water in it. "Honey, how am I supposed to take a bath with such a small amount of water?" she asked.
    "Well, I wouldn't want you to get your bingo card wet!" replied the husband.

    Off to Bed With Ya

    Hot 1 year ago

    One night Aggie says to George "Think I'll go to bingo the night
    George... when I'm gone you make sure the youngsters get in and
    go to bed"
    Now George and Aggie had thirteen kids the last time they counted.
    So when Aggie went off to bingo, George went out and made the
    youngsters come in and get to bed. For about three or four hours,
    one little boy kept crying and crying, so George takes off up
    with a split and hits the floor, the little boy cries harder and
    George sputters out "What are you bawling about?"
    The little boy replies "I want to go to me own home."

    What is the quickest way to end a bingo game in Baghdad? Yell out, "B-52"

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