Africa Jokes

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    Nan in the...

    Hot 1 year agoby Funny gal

    'go back to africa, go back to india!'
    'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

    Reality of Life in UAE

    Hot 4 years ago

    Hey, this joke is a reality of life in the UAE.
    In the poor zoo of Africa, a lion was so much frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day.
    The lion thought it's prayers were answered, when one of UAE Zoo Manager visits the zoo and requests the zoo management to shift the lion to the UAE Zoo.
    The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/C environment, a goat or two every day and a UAE residence permit also.
    On it's first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast.
    The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few peanuts.
    Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from Africa.
    The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of peanuts was delivered.
    The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him, "Don't you know I more...

    More Church Bloopers!

    Hot 4 years ago

    Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:
    Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
    Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
    Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
    Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Taylors. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
    The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
    The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water.
    The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
    Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
    The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer more...

    Scientists have discovered that elephants can recognize themselves in the mirror. Not only that, but African elephants think they look better in sweats than they actually do.

    1. Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea."
    2. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.
    3. Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick", a curling iron, into German only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the "manure stick."
    4. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the beautiful Caucasian baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since most people can't read.
    5. Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.
    6. An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" (el papa), the more...

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