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    Finding the police at the door cause Nans been dealing

    A few years ago Charlie brown and the peanuts gang made a new friend who developed leukemia in an animated special entitled, "why me, Charlie Brown?"
    Recently MetLife put out a series of instructional pamphlets which feature the gang dealing contemporary problems.
    Now that Charlie Brown is dealing with important issues how about Peanuts specials for kids of the 90:
    We learn about VD in:
    "IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN"
    Chuck & the little red-headed girl learn about unwanted pregnancy in:
    "ITS BLUE, CHARLIE BROWN!"
    Is Linus gay?
    "ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN"
    See how the Peanuts Gang deals with date rape in:
    "NO MEANS NO CHARLIE BROWN!"
    Discover a father's forbidden love in:
    "ITS OUR LITTLE SECRET CHARLIE BROWN"
    Franklin speaks! The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in:
    "IMO BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN"
    What goes on the more...

    Couldn't find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn't hit sand if he fell off a camel. Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if he were standing inside. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. Couldn't think/pee his way out of a paper bag. Couldn't write dialog for a porno flick. CPU is always in powersave mode. CPU not connected to the bus. Cranial cavity filled with neutronic matter. (Really dense.) Cranio-rectally inverted. Cunning as a dodo bird. Cursor's flashing but there's no response. Dealing with him is less fun than going to the dentist. Dealing with him is one angst worse than a blind date. Deep as her dimples / reflection in a mirror. Defective hard drive / boot sector. Dense as a London fog. Diarrhea of the mouth constipation of the ideas. Differently clued. - Dave Clark Dock doesn't quite reach the water. Does aerobics... in his head. Does everything the hard way, like making love standing up in a hammock. Doesn't adjust for more...

    Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.

    Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him.
    Couldn’t hit sand if he fell off a camel.
    Couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn if he were standing inside.
    Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
    Couldn’t think/pee his way out of a paper bag.
    Couldn’t write dialog for a porno flick.
    CPU is always in powersave mode.
    CPU not connected to the bus.
    Cranial cavity filled with neutronic matter. (Really dense.)
    Cranio-rectally inverted.
    Cunning as a dodo bird.
    Cursor’s flashing but there’s no response.
    Dealing with him is less fun than going to the dentist.
    Dealing with him is one angst worse than a blind date.
    Deep as her dimples / reflection in a mirror.

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