"Nan please" joke
- Stop ya crying cunt
- nan please its a baby
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
My girlfriend asked, "Do you want to get married?"
I said, "Sure."
She said, "Great, when?"
I said, "Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl."
Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!
your mommas so fat last time she seen 90210 was on a scale.