"Nan" joke

Hot 6 years agoby Funny gal

Finding the police at the door cause Nans been dealing

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan live as cheaply as one! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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