"Nan" joke

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Finding the police at the door cause Nans been dealing

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

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