"Nan jokes getting old" joke

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''These Nan Jokes are getting old....''
''So is your Nan....''
"My Nan is dead, yeahhh. Awkward, right?"

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Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that more...

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A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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