"Nan jokes getting old" joke

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''These Nan Jokes are getting old....''
''So is your Nan....''
"My Nan is dead, yeahhh. Awkward, right?"

You know you're Taliban if...

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth.

You think vests more...

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

I had the wife in stitches last night.

That'll teach her to overcook my steak.

chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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