"Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on Decembe..." joke

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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan live as cheaply as one! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.

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sohail:your harline is so back tht when you went to propose to your girlfriend she said sort your hairline out instead she didn't accept it she rejected you
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Kid Charlemagne:"2 people are Christians" Chuck Norris is, too, so he probably would not find this funny.
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Derp:That was lame.
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Yami-Ame-Ryuu:Hate to use a cheesy youtube meme-esque comments trend but anyway... 2 people are Christians...;]
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Ame:Never insult Jesus. He stomps Chuck Norris! -_-
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