"Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on Decembe..." joke

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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sohail:your harline is so back tht when you went to propose to your girlfriend she said sort your hairline out instead she didn't accept it she rejected you
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Kid Charlemagne:"2 people are Christians" Chuck Norris is, too, so he probably would not find this funny.
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Derp:That was lame.
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Yami-Ame-Ryuu:Hate to use a cheesy youtube meme-esque comments trend but anyway... 2 people are Christians...;]
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Ame:Never insult Jesus. He stomps Chuck Norris! -_-
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