"Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on Decembe..." joke

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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

An elderly lady was rocking on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when a Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared before her and offered to grant her three wishes.
"Well," said the woman, "I really would like to be rich."
*POOF* Her rocking chair more...

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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sohail:your harline is so back tht when you went to propose to your girlfriend she said sort your hairline out instead she didn't accept it she rejected you
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Kid Charlemagne:"2 people are Christians" Chuck Norris is, too, so he probably would not find this funny.
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Derp:That was lame.
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Yami-Ame-Ryuu:Hate to use a cheesy youtube meme-esque comments trend but anyway... 2 people are Christians...;]
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Ame:Never insult Jesus. He stomps Chuck Norris! -_-
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