"Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on Decembe..." joke

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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.

This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've this great rooster, named Randy. He'll service every chicken you got, no more...

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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sohail:your harline is so back tht when you went to propose to your girlfriend she said sort your hairline out instead she didn't accept it she rejected you
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Kid Charlemagne:"2 people are Christians" Chuck Norris is, too, so he probably would not find this funny.
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Derp:That was lame.
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Yami-Ame-Ryuu:Hate to use a cheesy youtube meme-esque comments trend but anyway... 2 people are Christians...;]
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Ame:Never insult Jesus. He stomps Chuck Norris! -_-
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