Whore Jokes

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    Tax Time

    Hot 1 year ago

    A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
    The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks, "what is your occupation?"
    "I'm a whore," she says.
    The accountant balks and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. That is too gross. Let's try to rephrase that."
    The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
    "No, that is still too crude. Try again."
    They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
    The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore & call girl?
    "Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year."
    He replies: "Good enough."

    A traveling salesman, in the middle of his two-week stint on the road, walks into a whore house. The salesman whips out $300.00 and hands it to the Madam of the house.
    "Give me the WORST lay you have here." he says.
    The Madam, looking confused, says, "But sir, for this kind of money, you can have one of my very BEST girls."
    The salesman, not to be discouraged, says, "Please, I just want the WORST piece of ass in the house."
    The Madam, now getting a bit upset replies, "Sir, for $300.00, you could get the best lay of your life."
    Sheepishly the salesman says, "I don't want the best lay of my life. I'm not horny - I'm homesick!"

    Branch Office

    Hot 1 year ago

    A whore met a plastic surgeon and asked him to make another hole
    "What you need anoda hole for?" Asked the surgeon.
    "Business is good" Replied the whore "So I want to open another branch"!

    Two-bit Whore

    Hot 1 year ago

    A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?"
    The guy says "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore."
    "Yeah," says the bartender. "What did she do?"
    "She hit me with her bag of quarters!"

    The whore&the rooster

    Hot 1 year ago

    what is the difference between a whore and a rooster? a rooster goes cock-a-doodle-do! a whore goes any cock will do!

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